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One way to get your mind off of your broken wrist/annoying cast: drop a desk on on your foot and severely bruise/break your big toe.  Granted, this isn’t a path I would recommend, but I can guarantee you that it is effective.

Not sure if it’s busted or just seriously bruised… I’m going to see how it feels tomorrow.  *shakes head* I’d like to just petition the cosmos now regarding this apparent trend I have going that consists of making up for 30 years of no broken bones.  One is definitely enough, so I’m very hopeful that I’ve just bruised the bejesus out of my toe.

As a sidenote: who knew an elementary school desk weighed so much??


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